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mikeswastedtime Profile Information

Do We Have the Time
Age 60 From Columbus, Ohio - Online - Over 2 weeks ago
Man Seeking A Woman

Basic Information

First name  
Michael
I Can Speak  
English
I Would Describe Myself As  
I'm an oo currently running pretty regional until rates and fuel get better. My filter is broken. I say really inappropriate things, but usually to myself. I've called HR on my several times, but since I am my own HR, I choose to ignore it until I take myself to court for sexual harassment.
Sign  
Virgo

Appearance & Situation

My Body Type Is  
Average
My Height Is  
6' 1 (1.85 m)
My Eyes Are  
Blue
My Ethnicity Is  
Caucasian
My Marital Situation Is  
Single
I Have Kids  
Yes - Not At Home
I Want Kids  
No
My Best Feature Is  
Eyes
My Hair Is  
Grey
Willing To Relocate  
No

Status

My Education Level Is  
Some College
My Current Employment Status Is  
Self-employed
My Speciality Is  
Other
My Job Title Is  
God of my world
I Make This Much In A Year  
More Than $150,000USD
I Live  
Alone
At Home  
There Is No Noise
I'm A Smoker  
Yes - Trying To Quit
I Drink  
Yes - Socially

Personality

Back In High School, I Was A  
Class Clown
My Social Behavior Is  
Reserved, Shy, Flirtatious, Strange
My Interest And Hobbies Are  
Movies, Internet, Theater, Cooking, Camping
My Idea Of A Great Time Is  
The Movies, Relaxing, Playing Dress-up
An Ideal First Date Would Be  
Breathing
I've Always Wanted To Try  
Cat juggling
My Friends Describe Me As Being  
Raunchy, I Don't Have Any Friends, A Flirt

Views

My Religion Is  
Spiritual But Not Religious
I Attend Services  
Never
My Political Views Are  
Very Liberal
My Goal In Life Is  
Die in my sleep
My Kind Of Humor Is  
Dry / Sarcastic, Raunchy

Taste

On Tv, I Always Watch  
News, Movies, I Don't Like Tv
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A  
Action, Science Fiction, Comedy, Romance, Drama, Family, Animation, Horror, Thriller, Adult
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To  
Rock, Classical, Gospel
When I Read, I Always Read  
Horror, Erotica
My Idea Of Fun Is  
Getting caught whilst stalking

Looking for

What Do You Find Attractive?  
Wit, Oddities, Empathy
What Do You Look For?  
The great white whale Cap"t Ahab! I'm a butt guy... and hair. Overall it's chemistry.
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?  
Friend, Date, Intimate, Doesnt Matter
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